Deep Thoughts

Current Events...

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:38:26 GMT

Can you believe they let Qaddafi ramble on for over 90 minutes at the UN conference? Where the hell is Kanye West when you need him?

Chopsticks

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:33:24 GMT

I gotta think: for every Westerner that has painstakingly taught themselves to use chopsticks, there must be an Asian person who discovers western utensils and is like "Oh, shit!- this is MUCH easier!"

Comeback Blog: 2009!

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:25:08 GMT

Thought #1:

So I was eating chips and dip for dinner last night. In the kitchen. By myself.

Chips and salsa is not one of those things one should ever really be eating by one's self.: not because they're so dangerous that you need to use the Buddy System with them(maybe with some varieties), but rather because it makes one feel a little pathetic to be eating a normally social snack in the kitchen at home at 11pm by one's self. It's just about the most socially-awkward situation I can imagine that involves only one person.

At least it's not as bad as cake: if you buy yourself a whole cake for no occasion, your fat ass should just give up.

Thought #2:

Ever wonder why men are so irritated in the mornings, leading women to tell us we're "just having a case of the Mondays"? It's the fucking constant shaving! Every morning I have to drag an overpriced, grating, razor-sharp piece of steel across my throat- over and over and over and over, because the grain of the hair on my neck can't make up it's fucking mind which direction it wants to go in. It isn't until I've removed most of my epidermis that it even begins to look less like an overused piece of flypaper. It actually looks pretty decent once I've rubbed off all the dried blood. My cheeks aren't that much of a bother, so I've even thought about laser hair removal just in the trouble spot. Of course with my luck, as soon as I do it, having a hairy neck will be the new attractive thing on men. "Oh, you can't grow a neck beard- too bad...they're soo sexy"

Thought #3

I wonder if newly-handicapped people get excited when they get their special license plate that allows them to park in all the good spots. I would totally take a picture of me grinning and pointing at it with my stubby limb, and upload it to Facebook.

The caption would read something like "At least I got something cool out of this!" or if I were more of a douche, "Suck my nub, bitches!"

OH SNAP, CHAD!!!!!

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:00:01 GMT

Verizon buys Alltel for $28 billion. I'm gonna miss their ads..."Wwwwizard!"
http://www.networkworld.com/news/2008/060408-verizon-alltel.html?ts0hb=&story=ts_vzal

My job is cool, but it is a little boring...

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:06:14 GMT

HEY EVERYONE!

You must all come visit me if you ever get down to Palm Beach Gardens!

I'm at the 'Wireless To Go' store, right under the Cobb Theater in the new Downtown plaza(that's the one with the Whole Foods).

Mention this journal entry, and i'll give you 25% off an accessory :P

First update in a long time...

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 19:56:55 GMT

Hi, everybody! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I don't have a computer, and that makes things a bit hard. I'm kinda in the middle of a lot of crap right now, but i'll lay everything out once things get settled. Until then, think happy thoughts for me!

Fri, 07 Jul 2006 22:20:39 GMT

Whoah-oh-oh-oh! I haven't posted in for-frigging-ever!! Must be that whole "no access to a computer of my own" thing.

For those of you wondering what's been going on with me, here it goes: I've been doing a lot of driving around. Orlando. Jensen Beach. Vero. Jupiter. I'm living out of my car. I have no home right now, i'm losing my footing, i'm off center. I feel like i've been floating in a dream world, suspended in some kind of sickly-sweet limbo. But the dream is ending, and I need to wake up and face the harsh reality of my circumstances. I need to steel my resolve. I need to center myself. I need hope.

I freak out over little things now. Amy, in her sweetness, asks me what's wrong. How do I tell her that i'm on the very edge of my mind, without making her worry? How do I tell her i'm looking for land in a sinking ship? She tells me not to worry. I need faith like that. I need to know it will all work out.

I'm sure it will. Somehow. I need to remember to be still.

I've also been on my case bout the fact that i'm in almost the exact same place I was 7 years ago. No degree, no useable skills, no major accomplishments, no money saved up. Working some job in retail.

Except 7 years ago it was still cute. Now I just feel like some kind of late-20s loser. This is actually the first year i'm not looking forward to my birthday. I mean i'm going to be 26, and I still don't have the slightest clue what I want to be doing with my life. Am I going to be able to be an equal life partner to anyone when I reach my 30s? I genuinely envy all of you who had it all figured out at a young age. I feel fucking old and dispassionate. I have no purpose.

But somehow people still think i'm an 'awesome person'. It's really confusing. Am I not seeing something? Can I make a living being an 'awesome' guy? I hope I find a way. Don't you?

Bless all of you who read all this shit. I'm really just getting it all down on the proverbial paper for my own good.

You can all sleep sound tonight. I'm not crazy or anything.

Andreas Stein, signing off.

hmm

Sun, 04 Jun 2006 03:48:36 GMT

If a post will I hear an echo?

Y'all bettah try this test...

Sun, 21 May 2006 05:47:06 GMT

Your Linguistic Profile::

60% General American English

15% Dixie

15% Yankee

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

dropping the WND on Harper's pub

Thu, 18 May 2006 06:39:04 GMT

Tonight, I was joined by Sam, Bill, and Boston for food and drinks at the Jensen Beach Ale House.

This is a shot of our good friend Boston(a.k.a. Kevin the Africa guy), before the action, consuming a plate of the Jensen Ale House's famous Chicken Nachos.

Now, imagine those nachos in vomit form. On your pants.

Yes, the evening started out sooo innocent. After the delightful dinner at the Ale House, we headed for Harper's Jensen for an aperteif.

And Sam and I were actually having some luck with a couple of girls tonight, before the WND (Wednesday Night Drinker) dropped on Harper's. And after he puked all over the bar and on us, he WANTED ANOTHER DRINK!!!! He kept being stubborn about it until Kat (our usual bartender at Harper's) informed him that she could not serve him after he had puked.

It was partially our fault. Sam and I were a bit miffed about his behavior around the girls we were attempting to flirt with. So we fed him drinks. Lots of drinks. And we paid for our wrath. But he paid for everything else. And now i'm cleaning Boston's former stomach contents off my leg (and I was DD!)

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:08:12 GMT

I found Josh's future wife!

Better!

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 22:11:25 GMT

Cloud of interests for heb_dein_stein

aston martins cats celebrity jeopardy chuck norris classic rock comedy central computers cooking courvosier germany james bond films karaoke las vegas martial arts medeival stuff mp3s ninjas pirates pocket pcs roleplaying games star wars the red elvises traveling trivia verizon wireless web comics
Created by lazy_neko

Do we call this a lack of interest?

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 19:48:27 GMT

Cloud of interests for heb_dein_stein

cats comedy central cooking germany karaoke martial arts roleplaying games
Created by lazy_neko

For all you English majors!

Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:33:21 GMT

Damn fine job!
76% Prodigy

You are obviously a well spoken, intelligent individual. You only missed from 20 to 11 words. You're definitely a cut above the majority. You almost certainly have a college degree and if you don't, you probably will do soon. You have a little room for improvement so take this opportunity to look up a few of the words you weren't sure about. Go to dictionary.com and take a gander. I'll bet if you try the test again you'll do better. Don't forget to try out part 2 of this test If English is not your first language and you are overseas, then please immigrate to the US immediately so you can teach our kids how to speak properly. Don't forget to rate the test.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Prodigy

Link: The No speaka English Test written by jtuk2000 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

A game for my sick friends!

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 06:57:43 GMT

I think the guy who has the "BAD COP-NO DONUT" bumper sticker is kinda stupid. If they get pulled over, it's fucking over. There's no talking your way outta that. So in the same vein, think for a second:

What kind of bumper sticker would you put on some one else's car as a prank. Or if you just hated them. Don't hold back now!

I'll begin:

1. My kid has gay sex with your honor student.

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:30:16 GMT

I was listening to the 97.9 morning show today. the subject of the morning was: what is D&D? how is it played? is it evil? do you have to dress up?, etc. they had gamers calling in from all walks of life. It made me glad to be part of the gaming community. They (the morning show's Jennifer and Danny) even were asking if anyone could help them try it for themselves down at the station. I might have to go there tomorrow.

The last guy, who was in his mid-forties, mind you, set the record straight. He was basically a jock in school, no problems with the ladies, etc. He's now married, and has kids, and he still plays on the weekends with a group of folks basically his age. He views it as no sillier than if they were a bunch of grown men getting together for poker every Friday night. I was glad that the topic was ended with this kind of demystification, as opposed to the strange and misunderstood light this hobby of ours is usually painted in. This means, to me, that there truly is hope for all of our future gaming enterprises. We won't have to stop just because we go out into the world.

I'm not dead. Yet.

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:16:17 GMT

In case anyone has wondered "where's the Andi gone?", have no fear: I've been in a corporate training for Verizon Wireless in Boca Raton since Tuesday, and i'll be there until the 18th(when i get out, I will either be a super cellphone expert, or comatose). I will be coming back on the weekends, so feel free to holla at me when i'm home. You have my number. I will also try to make Bill's game tomorrow night.

In other gaming news, I have, at Bill and Kirk's request, been writing a Starwars campaign. I may run it intermittently, once i've been able to iron things out for myself. Please let me know if interested. More on that later.

MEME TIME!!!!

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 00:35:01 GMT

The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
Category	Your Score	Average LJer
Community Attachment	10.75% You have one or two loyal pals on LJ... But you probably have better things to do with your time.	22.39%
MemeSheepage	12.28% You fill out forms at work - why should you fill them out for fun?	27.91%
Original Content	17.74% Monthly bitch sessions and occasional movie reviews	37.58%
Psychodrama Quotient	4.82% Warning: Can Flame When Necessary	16.77%
Attention Whoring	15.91% Slothfully Seeking Susan	20.51%
Take The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test and see how you match up!

...but you already knew that, didn't you?

I got a bit tripped up on some peripherals...

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:18:19 GMT

You scored 90 movie knowledge and 68 other knowledge

The higher the percentage, the closer to being as obsessive as I am. Hope you enjoyed the test! Please rate!!!

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 79% on movie knowledge
You scored higher than 58% on other knowledge

Link: The Princess Bride Obsession Test written by inwegreenleaf66 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Before I go to bed...

Fri, 02 Dec 2005 05:02:39 GMT

No, that's not a screenshot from Half-Life 2. My trimmers were busy tonight. Should I just take the whole thing off?

I actually read about this site in GQ, of all places...

Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:42:46 GMT

(Today's picture brought to you courtesy of www.stuffonmycat.com)

AAAAAAND....jimmykick!

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 06:11:14 GMT

Just so you folks know i'm still alive,

hmmm.....

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:22:28 GMT

Take the quiz: "What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)"

Psi Dragon
You knew you'd get this result didnt you? the psi dragopn is more like a spiritual or host of dragon. You have the sixth sense of premonition and knows things before they happen, hence giving you an advantage over most of your adversaries. You feel you are smart and significantly better then all others.

Update!!!!!

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 04:41:29 GMT

I was late to work this morning, so I was gunning it down Jensen Beach Blvd, dodging and weaving like a NASCAR driver(I also happened to be trying to keep up with a Ferrari). I caught air over US1 and squealed into the mall at about 70mph. I set a PR: I made it down JB Blvd in 4 minutes! I get out of my car, and see the worst thing you can see after pulling a stunt like that: a Sheriff cruiser! I got pulled over in the parking lot in front of Macys. I put on my nicest-guy-in-the-world face. He asked me why I thought he pulled me over (my mind was fuckin' REELING! I mean this kind of thing gets you arrested in some towns!). I stated the obvoius: I was speeding because I was late for work. "And," he added, "your brake light is out". He checked my license and other stuff. I knew he was perusing my spotless record, so I managed to calm down. He turned back to me, and I waited for the usual response:

3.....

2.....

1.. "I'm gonna give you a verbal warning..." WAIT! Here it comes! "Judging by the way you apexed that curve back there, you obviously know how to handle your vehicle, but there's plenty of other people out there who are not as on top of their game as you." My jaw dropped in my mind. My driving skills were just complimented by the cop WHO PULLED ME OVER! I apologized. Sincerely. (Hey, sometimes i do go a little nuts). He told me to calm it down, and that I now had a legitimate excuse for being late: I got pulled over for a broken brakelight. "Just blame it on the cops...everyone else does" he added before sliding back into the cruiser. He also told me to change the address on my license(anyone know an easy way to do that?) and to get that light fixed.

Also, I got home and noticed that my bathroom had ben visited by the Cleaning Gods (my mom's been trying out several cleaning services). I was sitting down to take a crap when I noticed that the end of the toilet paper roll had been folded up all pretty like a cocktail napkin on the Titanic! That, and all the curly hairs on the floor were gone. I love the Cleaning Gods.

Since it's been a while...

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 05:49:44 GMT

Deep Thoughts

Current Events...

Can you believe they let Qaddafi ramble on for over 90 minutes at the UN conference? Where the hell is Kanye West when you need him?

Chopsticks

Comeback Blog: 2009!

OH SNAP, CHAD!!!!!

My job is cool, but it *is* a little boring...

First update in a long time...

hmm

Y'all bettah try this test...

dropping the WND on Harper's pub

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better!

Cloud of interests for heb_dein_stein

Do we call this a lack of interest?

Cloud of interests for heb_dein_stein

For all you English majors!

A game for my sick friends!

I'm not dead. Yet.

MEME TIME!!!!

I got a bit tripped up on some peripherals...

Before I go to bed...

I actually read about this site in GQ, of all places...

AAAAAAND....jimmykick!

hmmm.....

Update!!!!!

Since it's been a while...

My job is cool, but it is a little boring...